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Joke of the Day

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"Hey, I'm a girl. I ignore nice guys, chase douche bags, and then complain about it"

"Whats the difference between pork and beef? Once fucking someone and the other one if fucking someone over"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. And that is ***not funny***."

"What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt? After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture."

"Why did the Indian not show up for work? He was Sikh."

"In honor of Nelson Mandela Day Someone opened up a tire shop down the road from where I live and named it after the late Nelson Mandela. They named it ""Mandela's Apartires R Us"""

"Why did 10 die? Because it was in the middle of 9 11"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball? Nothing....you find them both in an alley, finger the holes, throw them in the gutter, and they keep coming back."

"What's the difference between Mayweather and a Lotto winner The Lotto winner has to make an effort for his money"