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Joke of the Day

"I wish I had a dolphin tail so I could live with the sharks I'd be a beautiful mermaid girl in deep blue ocean"

"Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!! It's called Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable."

"People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind."

"Why didn't the old man wear old man reading glasses? They were too on-the-nose."

"How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what students are for."

"Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!"

"Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!"

"all pants are breakaway pants if you're angry enough"

"*at church* ""Does anyone have anything else for the offering basket?"" I OFFER MY FIRST BORN CHILD ""Jim no"""

"how to find a girl in pic on Internet? don't find any result on Google"