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Joke of the Day

"What do gay people call each other on? Homophones!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !"

"I have a UDP joke. I hope you get it."

"Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle? Mohammed"

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.... And then it hit me!"

"Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes? A: No eye-deer."

"There was a prison break and I locked eyes with a midget as he climbed up the fence. As he jumped over he sneered at me and I thought, ""Well, that's a little condescending."""

"Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers."

"Cop joke A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass"