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Joke of the Day

"It's Election Eve, Not Election and Steve!"

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"What did the Philosophy Ph.D say to the fat black woman? Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"
"For sale, homeless man. Still in box"
"I know they're awful, but... Care to share your favorite ""dead baby"" joke?"
"What do blacks and apples have in common? If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt."
"Sharks are just dolphins who went to the military."
"Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing."
"What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A Private Tutor."
"What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common? They are all below ""C level""."
"Bad advice to a suicidal person Hang in there"