124620
Joke of the Day
"It's Election Eve, Not Election and Steve!"
Next Joke
"""LEEEEET'S GET READY TO TUUUUUUMBLE!!!"" -wet laundry"
"""BRING ME THE FOETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS"" *Maniacal stare* ""Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette"" ""AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES"""
"Why do bicycles fall over? They are two-tired."
"If the Indians would have given the Pilgrims donkey instead of turkey, we'd all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving"
"Jesus said unto John, ""Come fourth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"So I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live yesterday.... Sadly he spends all his time on the dashboard"
"You don't notice the air, until someone spoils it."
"What do you call a farting Russian? Vladimir Putin ~ You can thank my 65 year old grandfather for this"
"""Your under arrest!"" No, YOU'RE under arrest *police looks around points to himself & mouths 'me'* Yeah you. *he tosses me cop car keys*"