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Joke of the Day

"Jesus said unto John, ""Come fourth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster."

"What do you call a pair of twins who live together? ""Womb-mates"""

"Thinking of getting my hair did and maybe also work on my grammar."

"Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding? There's one less drunk."

"Funny how the more out-of-shape someone is, the more likely they are to refer to their favorite sports team as ""we."""

"My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't"

"Why does Santa have a large sack? Because he only cums once a year"

"When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!"

"What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language? Anticlimactic"