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Joke of the Day

"You don't notice the air, until someone spoils it."

"If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends they might not give you a chance to change your mind..."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it will be a foot!"

"2 men walk into a bar... You would think one of them saw it"

"I bet Matt McConaughey isnt aware he's in movies. His agent drops him off & hes like ""Ha-Allright..this is my life now? Cool camera broski!"""

"Today I have been sober for 100 days. Not, like, in a row or anything. Just in total."

"Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

"Carrie Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door."

"I just ran over my dog. April fools! I don't know whose dog it was."

"The number One day,i saw a girl whose Facebook name is 70.Because of curiosity I added her.Until i have done with her and her name changed to 71, i know what her means."