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Joke of the Day

"My sister didnt think I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pastah'"

"Why don't my dog and my cat get along? She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!"

"A tragic kissout between police and suspects leaves over 15 innocent bystanders believing in love again"

"What do you call an electronic bowl? Ebowla"

"Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."

"How do you put a condom on a elephant? You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh."

"Coffee With No Cream A guy walks into a coffee shop. Waitress: What can I get you? Guy: May I get a coffee with no cream? Waitress: Sorry, we just ran out of cream. How about a coffee with no milk?"

"I'm sick and tired of all these goddamn illegal aliens taking jobs away from good, hard-working American aliens."

"What is the only thing that will be ""Feeling the Bern""? Working people's wallets."

"Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!"