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Joke of the Day
"Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!"
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"When the smog clears over Los Angeles... ... U.C.L.A. I am not at all sorry for this joke. Edit: So at some point I went from 20 to 923 upvotes. I regret not checking this sooner."
"Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit? She was a little husky."
"Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?"
"An octopus is very cool because if Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were drowning, it would have enough tentacles to save all of them."
"i don't do crossfit, i cross ""fit"" off my list of goals. way easier."
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""I don't know why you're shaking, I'm the one about to be eaten!"""
"I once installed a sky light in my apartment. Boy were my upstairs neighbors pissed."
"Why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"*lays down on memory foam mattress* mattress: remember that time you pooped your pants in 3rd grade? me: I regret buying you"