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Joke of the Day
"Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome the caring and the majority."
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"Most Offensive Jokes You've Ever Heard Dark/black humor, abortion jokes, dead baby jokes, show me your worst reddit. I'll start. What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? - Walking"
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"What do you call a surgeon who graduated last in his class? Doctor"
"So I'm gay and single .... Does that make me homolone?"
"God plays Sims You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action."
"""Hey baby ditch the zero *stares silently until lenses transition into sunglasses* and get with the hero."""
"My cat just wrote the Great American Novel. Let me read you a page, ""Meow meow meow meow meow meow."" Dunno, think it's a little pretentious."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"
"Future generations will never believe Sarah Palin was a real person."