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Joke of the Day

"Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome the caring and the majority."

"I set up a trap to catch the tooth fairy but she caught on and placed my parents in the trap instead. what a tricky fairy. PS. i want my $1!"

"You hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months."

"What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? a Brexit"

"I got a new tag on my car On the front of my car, there's a license plate that says ""Dodge."" That's not the manufacturer, it's a suggestion."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."

"1,058,675,954,897 base-36 That is all."

"I just heard Hillary Clinton got a shoe endorsement It's from Flip Flop"

"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead hookers? Your erection."

"So apparently I've been Googling 'Asian Prom' this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren't going to bang."