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Joke of the Day

"I got a new tag on my car On the front of my car, there's a license plate that says ""Dodge."" That's not the manufacturer, it's a suggestion."

"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad"

"I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in. Well played, Google."

"Theresa nothing worse about a breakup than your ex's name autocompleting whenever you type a word that starts with Theresa same letters"

"I sprinkled viagra in my eyes today... Now I look hard."

"What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for? Fo' Drizzle"

"What is the most painful cereal known to man kind? Banana Nut Crunch."

"If you're Italian in the kitchen and Russian in the hallway what are you in the bathroom? European."

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Black, ground up and in the freezer."

"Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude"