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Joke of the Day

"I set up a trap to catch the tooth fairy but she caught on and placed my parents in the trap instead. what a tricky fairy. PS. i want my $1!"

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"I'd like the chicken-fried steak, please."" Uh lemme get back to you *runs to kitchen* YO WE GOT ANY CHICKENS THAT KNOW HOW TO FRY A STEAK"
"""How is this grilling you?"" - mom's 44th question"
"Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown? The punchline is too long."
"I like my women like I like my beard Big, bushy, and sitting on my face."
"What do you call a brain dead Swede? A vegetable.."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? The pilgrims."
"What do you call a gay person on rollerskates rolaids"
"Mary had a little lamb. She's not a vegan anymore."
"So, it's now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes? They're going right over my head."