107869

Joke of the Day

"So apparently I've been Googling 'Asian Prom' this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren't going to bang."

"yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck."

"Doctor Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?"

"I'm at the ear clinic. My name might've been called out. I have no idea. PSA: The joke is originally in Swedish, tried my best translating it."

"Elderly woman ahead of me at Subway is paying for her lunch with nickels and now I don't even give a shit about health care reform."

"Me: Siri, how do I look? Siri: Well, at least you tried"

"Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract."

"My phone's low battery warning is the only warning I take seriously."

"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."

"How long do you think it will take for gays to find out? That a gay marriage is as much an oxymoron as a gay funeral?"