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Joke of the Day

"So apparently I've been Googling 'Asian Prom' this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren't going to bang."

"I used to work at an orange juice factory... I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."

"Why are boats named after and referred to as women like ""Ain't she magnificent"" Because they're both things you can get in and still complain"

"Saying sniggers isn't very politically correct I now say laughrican americans."

"Wearing my lesbian boots today. Well, they're faux lesbian. I don't believe in using lesbians for leather, even if they're farm-raised."

"What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots? I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while."

"Have you heard that president Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey (credit to Sambo85 - Sikipedia)"

"I would say I'm pretty Indecisive... Well actually maybe not"

"Do you know what the difference is between a straight man mustache and a gay man mustache? The smell"

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p"