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Joke of the Day

"You hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months."

"I couldn't sleep last night so I decided to play on my drums. I also learnt that my neighbour has Tourette's."

"When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, ""What are they doing?"" Now I wonder the same thing."

"How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds? Ask Ronda Rousey!"

"Exit signs are all the rage these days But I think they're on the way out"

"Did you hear about the new Jewish car? It stops on a dime and then picks it up."

"I'd like to be an optimist, but I doubt if it would work out."

"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."

"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."

"How is it that my kids can never find their own shoes but... Easily find the one ice cream sandwich I hid behind the peas in the freezer."