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Joke of the Day

"Don't be racist Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"

"Digging through a box in the closet, I found a picture of me sitting on Santa's lap. Hard to believe that was almost a year ago."

"The Venn diagram of ""stuff I was supposed to do today"" and ""stuff I did today"" is two separate circles and the second one is a pizza"

"What is the speed limit during sex? 68; once you get to 69 you have to stop and turn around."

"Capital letters... ...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish."

"I was sitting in the library... I was sitting in the library when a black guy came up to me, asking ""Where are the colored printers?"" I said ""Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"""

"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."

"For Halloween, I'm going out as ""gay wedding"" ... ... it seems that billions of people are scared of it!"

"My parole officer said ""You know who you hurt the most when you go joyriding?"" ""Joy's husband."""

"Im new to reddit S.O.S How did I asap Iraq.... I ran"