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Joke of the Day
"Im new to reddit S.O.S How did I asap Iraq.... I ran"
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"""Hello Mr. Ress, how have you been?"" asked the psychologist. ""I feel as though people use me as something to fall back on."" he replied. ""And why do you think that is, Matt?"""
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"""You're an idiot."" -My wife, after frantically looking around after I scream the word ""HAY!"" while pointing at hay for the millionth time."
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"Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer."