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Joke of the Day
"What is the speed limit during sex? 68; once you get to 69 you have to stop and turn around."
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"My calling in life went straight to voicemail."
"This belongs on r/NoSleep Because will have no sleep doing their homework tonight."
"I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward."
"How does a Muslim find a goat in tall grass? Sexier when his child bride is holding it."
"After watching superman vs batman trailer, my expectation during exam time. Professor : Tell me...do you read ? Me : No Professor : You will"
"I stole a seat from an old man and he remarked, ""Chivalry is Dead"". I said, ""I'm sorry, I didn't know. He wasn't even trending on Twitter""."
"Gonna start a matchmaking site for very old people called Carbon Dating"
"[my first day hosting shopping channel] ""for those of you who love coconut, boy do we have a product for you"" [holds up a coconut]"