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Joke of the Day

"What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other? A howler monkey."

"What's the heaviest Chinese food? wonton :3"

"Giving birth? Passing a gallstone? Monica Seles tennis match? Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me"

"My brother had some bad news.. I saw my brother the other day, he told me ""Grandpa got badly burned"" ""Really how badly?"" ""Well they don't fuck around at the crematorium"""

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."

"There's a doctor here to see you. Doctor who? No, I think it's a non time traveling one."

"Have you been to /r/brucejennerspenis? I heard it was removed."

"If you're a guy and you shave your legs... you might aswell go all the way and shave your pussy."

"A female is like an AP free response question She asks question A, B, C, and D and implanted in all Are questions i, ii, and iii."

"I got Arnold Schwarzenegger into Baroque music... He'll be Bach."