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Joke of the Day
"I just put a whole frozen chicken up my arse April fools! It was just a drumstick."
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"So they have warning signs for drivers to look out for pedestrians on their cell phone now. Put up warning signs for pedestrians that the driver might be looking at their cellphone. Problem solved"
"No, I haven't lost weight but ""spanx"" for asking."
"Did you hear that Grey Poupon is opening a university? It's called Poupon U"
"Two deaf guys... Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers..."
"If you can't pee, Urine trouble."
"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."""
"What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead."
"regrets? [thinks back to the time i drunkenly watched Spy Kids 3-D & it forever ruined my netflix recommendations] yeah i've got regrets"
"Not so great minds also think alike."