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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait for thanksgiving. It's an election year so that means there will be at least 4 fist fights and someone's getting disowned."

"How many blonde jokes exist? One. This one. The rest are all true."

"A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere"

"Rosetta Stone is the fastest way to learn how to pronounce the names of Ikea products."

"What do you call a really good fisherman? A master baiter"

"Just so you know, people who don't give a fuck don't talk about how much they don't give a fuck all the fucking time."

"Let's talk about Sex Baby. I regret you naming our son that. You're a real piece of shit, Tammy."

"A Canadian walks into a bar and says, ""Soo-ree."" Haha"

"I checked my hotel room for left behind goods and all I found was this lousey comb. I guess you could say my room was bugged."

"My friend asked me why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water... I told him if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat."