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Joke of the Day

"Still haven't cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different"

"Where the most likely place to find a crack whore? Between a rock and a hard place."

"*dad walks up to me stroking his beard* son, where do we keep the dog treats again? Im hun- *beard falls off revealing my dog. he runs away*"

"What do you call an empty jar of cheez whiz? Sheez was!"

"Tony the Tiger knows that Chuck Norris is G-R-E-A-T!"

"Daddy Are you my son?"

"Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's OK now"

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea He said he couldn't complain"

"There are two types of people. Those who have sex daily And those who don't have dyslexia"

"Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove."