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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between the Cleveland Browns and Santa...... Santa is still relevent in december"

"The theme song for my sex life is ""With or Without You."""

"Two dyslexic bank robbers attempted to rob the local bank today. (NSFW) They ran in and said ""Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!"""

"My kids outgoing voice mail message says,,"" I'm sorry I won't come to the phone right now. It's 2012. LEARN TO TEXT."""

"[creating man] GOD: They need air to live ANGEL: Done G: And food A: Ok G: Use the same hole for air and food so they die sometimes A: wtf?"

"what do you call a male suppository? A manpon"

"What is the only reason Donald Trump watched the Olympics? To see how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump"

"Anyone heard that joke going around about paper? I thought it was pretty tearable."

"I'm a shy person with low self-esteem, but I'll tell you a great joke ..if you promise not to laugh."

"My grandfather, bless him, he can't really do what he used to Bomb the Germans."