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Joke of the Day

"Most offensive joke I know Why are dollars green? Because jews collect them before they ripen."

"Relationships are about compromise. I pretend she's not watching a Gossip Girl boxset. She pretends I'm not digging her grave in the garden."

"I Just Won the Polish Lottery I get $1 a year for a million years."

"Boaz must've been one hell of a roaster before he got married. Because he was Ruthless."

"kicked out of church. I yelled ""YEAH WE ""HAVE A MARIA"", SHE'S MY AUNT, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT WEIRD"". mustve gotten too close 2 the truth"

"Needs a Facebook button that says What you just posted makes me want to punch you in the face. Put it beside the Like button. Just a suggestion."

"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror? Oh shit a cop!"

"Deactivated my FB. Before the final ""submit"", they show you pictures of ""friends"" that says ""These people will miss you"". Best laugh ever."

"I've put a hole in a bar of soap and I use it to masturbate. Normally I wouldn't share this kind of information, but I just have to cum clean."

"Dictators dress to oppress."