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Joke of the Day
"Boaz must've been one hell of a roaster before he got married. Because he was Ruthless."
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"Who did the baker bring to work? His doughter."
"What's more illegal than marijuana? My Mexican neighbor"
"If God is your co-pilot - swap seats."
"This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree unless you intend on eating it."
"Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!"
"What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano? You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!"
"What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm."
"*Buys world map* *Pins map to wall* *Promises to visit wherever dart lands* *Throws dart at fridge*"
"Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: ""Mother said there would be knights like this."""