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Joke of the Day

"Boaz must've been one hell of a roaster before he got married. Because he was Ruthless."

"I was watching a hulu video and an ad came up saying ""This episode was brought to you by the invisible children."" Now I know how the internet works."

"What did Ron Burgandy say when he dropped his waffle on the beach? Go fuck yourself sandy Eggo"

"Did you hear about the guy that got married to a T.V. antenna? I guess the wedding was boring, but the reception was great."

"I bet the Americans feel really stupid now. They've spent millions fighting ISIS when all they had to do was change their profile picture."

"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700?s because guys kept checking their treasure maps."

"I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point."

"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at 'Sporting Goods?' Because he likes Dick's better."

"What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds? Being black."

"[climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi"