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Joke of the Day

"One good thing has come from the Ebola virus The white nations might have a chance of winning a marathon next Olympics."

"A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here he asks a sergeant. - Yes you do. You may eat it or not."

"What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!"

"There's a sign in this bathroom that asks us not to flush anything but toilet paper down the toilet & now I'm unsure how to proceed."

"I told this cute girl some cheesy puns yesterday... She said they were hit or swiss. I guess I gouda done cheddar."

"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair..."

"Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken."

"So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Hey buddy, why the long face?"" The horse looks up and responds, ""I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."""

"What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle."

"Cell phones make it easy to communicate with everybody except the people you're currently with."