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Joke of the Day

"What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle."

"When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr. Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy!"

"what does a frozen beer, burnt pizza, and pregnant girl all have in common? they all happened because some dumbass didn't pull it out in time."

"I thought she asked if I was interested in an orgy. Turns out she really said ""4G."" My apologies to the lady at the Verizon kiosk."

"Selfies? In my day we stared in a mirror and then felt ashamed."

"Hello everyone Where are u from?"

"90s kids won't get this . . . Social Security benefits."

"Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road? To get to the Other side"

"What's brown and sticky? a stick."

"Relationship status: Just kissed my cat and he got up and moved to the other end of the couch."