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Joke of the Day
"This morning I found a fly on my toilet seat. ... It was pissed off."
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"I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym... I guess we just weren't working out."
"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."
"How do you have a party in space?! YOU PLANET! :D"
"How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap."
"I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie."
"My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me."
"What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold."
"Highway to Hell is my favorite wedding song."
"What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary."