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Joke of the Day

"My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me."

"I hate it when I see an inflatable arm-flailing tube man and then I realize that he was actually flailing his arms at someone behind me."

"I just got smiled at by a lovely cashier who has plenty of teeth, but clearly only brushes her favorites."

"If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you."

"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"

"Red head says to blonde - ""I feel so dirty.... ....I slept with a Brazilian!"". Blonde says - ""Oh, you little slut puppy, you! Hey - I forgot....how many is a Brazilian?"""

"WAITER: what can i get you ME: what do you recommend WAITER: i recommend that you tell me what you want to eat"

"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"

"I knew a bar where a bunch of OBGYN's would frequent. Their favorite night to go was Wednesday because it was Cervix Industry Night."

"I believe in love at first sight or as science calls it, ""boners."""