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Joke of the Day

"My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me."

"I decided to join the new Jewish fraternity on campus ... Zayda Ate a Bagel"

"Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven. Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it."

"I need farmer jokes I'm doing a speech at the Christmas party and they are farmers....I want to make fun of them"

"Hey, thanks for defining the word ""many"" for me... It means a lot."

"what does an italian eat when he's mad at his boss ? kielbasa (said with an italian accent)"

"Chinese officials are trying to decide whether to spend money on a school or a prison. Finally one of them says: - What are the odds that some of us will go back to high school?"

"What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher? What do you mean?"

"At this point making fun of Lindsay Lohan feels like laughing at the underprivileged Little League team who has to play in blue jeans."

"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"