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Joke of the Day
"Highway to Hell is my favorite wedding song."
Next Joke
"My roommate says that I'm hard to live with... Where does the arrogant bastard get off saying things like that, He muttered it under his breath in the shower... Son of a bitch."
"What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage? I don't know, I just fly the drone"
"I once ate an entire pack of rope I shit you knot."
"What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use? Squawky-talkies!"
"What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash? Trash gets picked up."
"How do you know when you're too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener"
"59 days until Christmas. I better start untangling the lights."
"My mom has two assholes Her real asshole and my father."
"Yo mama is like the gas station. Pump and Pay."