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Joke of the Day

"Where does a black Jew stand? At the *back* of the gas chamber."

"so embarrassing when u think u nailed the big interview and it turns out he was interviewing the guy behind u the whole time"

"I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner."

"Year 2142: Meat eaters have died out. Vegans survive. 2143: Everyone is dead b/c the vegans couldn't tell anyone else that they were vegan."

"My 5-year-old found two pennies and shared one with her sister. I grounded them both because I'm not raising any communists."

"What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !"

"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it won't explode when you fuck it."

"I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body."

"I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery."

"What's the stupidest prank someone tried pulling on you? My sister just told me she was pregnant and I was the father. Does she really think I'm that dumb? I'm 100% sure she's on birth control."