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Joke of the Day

"The color red walks over to the table where Blue and Purple are sitting ""Sorry,"" says Blue, ""you can't sit with us. You aren't cool enough."""

"Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming ""LIE TO ME""!"

"Have you heard the joke about the bed? No. It hasn't been made up yet!"

"ME: who's a good boy *kissy noises* DOG: I just murdered the cat ME: you are, yes you are *rubs dog's head* DOG: you're next buddy"

"Pokemon GO is the biggest thing right now, guess whats up next! Plantation Tycoon DownSouth 1600s Go Railroad 1800's Tycoon Auschwitz Tycoon Pedophile Go"

"Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here"

"I don't trust this Obama guy... I think he lies a lot. First he says he's 52, and then the next year he's 53. Which one is it?"

"Soviet Monopoly ""Go to gulag! Go directly to gulag! Do not pass go, do not collect food stamps and vodkac"

"What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !"

"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."