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Joke of the Day

"Bollywood movies are so long... I started watching one in 2014 and it's just finished in 2015."

"What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were 3 movies."

"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit? Tame thing.... You unique up on him too."

"Gay jokes are not funny! Cum on guys!"

"Some people mock me because I'm a virgin but I don't give a fuck (This is probably a repost because it's so unoriginal)"

"It's not possible to have a 12 inch penis... because then it would be considered a foot."

"How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs? Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce."

"So we've all heard the ""7, 8, 9 joke"" before.... Well then why was 2 sad? Because it went 1-3! (I'm sorry)"

"THEM: What's it called when you think about them all the time? ME: Love. T: What if it's about murdering them all the time? M: Also love."