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Joke of the Day

"What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were 3 movies."

"what do you call Coq Au Vin made with Two Buck Chuck? Chick n' Chuck!"

"We used have Empires ruled by Emperors. Then We used have kingdom ruled by kings. Now We live in ... And We are about elect Hilary"

"How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound, gagged, and held at gunpoint? She released the video on pornhub. (Too soon?)"

"He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him."

"Have you heard the joke about the German sausage? It's the wurst..."

"Women can detect even the smallest of lies, but on TV they tell them they can lose 20 pounds in 5 days and they believe it all."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay strip club Knock! Knock! *who's there?* The chicken."

"Not sure why me wife is only mad at me. My 4 year old forgot her birthday too."

"Valve Half-life 3 confirmed"