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Joke of the Day
"What's red and has 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry."
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"Where does bad light end up? In a prism."
"The funny thing about strippers and fires... The people that are going to show up are the other most experienced people on a pole."
"""Thanks, that's a great haircut."" [takes off wig] ""Now let's see how you do with the real thing."""
"Yet another really bad joke A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"You guys know why I don't drink fancy coffees? cos they cost a latte."
"Why did Freud hurt his shoulder? He made a Freudian slip"
"Keen silence from a dinner guest as she looks across the living room and realizes I made her bridesmaid dress into a dog bed."
"Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good My attempt on pun"
"Why do rednecks like Halloween? Because they can Pump-Kin"