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Joke of the Day
"You guys know why I don't drink fancy coffees? cos they cost a latte."
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"A man just got a car for his wife. Now, thats what you call a fair trade."
"I'm on a plane and I see my friend Jack. Instinctively I say, ""Hi Jack!"" Still don't understand why I was detained."
"Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry."
"Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snow balls"
"Mom: Joe time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says ""to be taken in water."""
"I hope I get a good grade on my kids science project this year."
"Two cats are swimming across a river, who made it across? one's name is ""one two three"" and the others name is ""un deux trois"". who made it across? one two three, because un deux trois cat sank."
"What's the point in getting a Master's degree if you can't even own any slaves?"