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Joke of the Day

"What is the Difference Between Your Nearest Bus Station and a Crab With a Boob Job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"So a friend and I Are going to a cafe for brunch. She asked ""Do you think I should get together with Josh? You are like an 8ball to me."" I replied ""What about me?"""

"kk People who write kk instead of Okay or OK are 66.67% white supremacists."

"Dad: I had a son once Stranger: what happened to him? D: he touched the thermostat Kid: dad, I'm like right here D: you hear something?"

"You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking? He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle."

"Fat chicks are like masturbation. Totally fine to do in the privacy of your own home, but you should be ashamed to be caught in public."

"Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA."

"Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!"