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Joke of the Day
"How does Lord Voldemort like his pussy? (whisper) HHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY"
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"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? *Walks away*"
"I was gonna tell a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy."
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"We really need to stop with the cute names for devastating storms. Winter Storm Voldemort would be taken much more seriously."
"Fat people are a bit like circles. Because pie dictates their life."
"What do soy products and a vibrator have in common? The both substitute meat"
"Stop saying ""11/11/11"" only happens once in a lifetime. EVERY date only happens once in a lifetime. That's how time works."
"What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving? Candide yams"
"Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other"