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Joke of the Day

"A man asks his dog, ""what's your favorite part of the house?"" ""ROOF!"" Screams the dog. The man asks, ""what's your favorite part of trees?"" ""Chlorophyll,"" says the dog. The man kills himself."

"I really like those Black and White movies where no one speaks Inter racial porn."

"What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!"

"What do u give a woman who has everything? Penacilin"

"The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful."

"My manicurist mother and dentist father didn't like each other... They fought tooth and nail all the time."

"What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line? I'm the wiener!"

"You ever hear about the guy who goosed the ghost? He got a handful of sheet."

"Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!"