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Joke of the Day
"You ever hear about the guy who goosed the ghost? He got a handful of sheet."
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"Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)"
"Where does the Internet football team play? Webley."
"What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common? Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad."
"There is guy who knows most of secrets of the World That guy name is Mister-Lee [Mystery]"
"If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be famous for? Old age"
"How much does a rock weigh? One stone."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" - neighborhood drunk"
"Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl? Because the fine bros would sue."
"Whoever first said ""No news is good news"" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days"