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Joke of the Day

"My manicurist mother and dentist father didn't like each other... They fought tooth and nail all the time."

"How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"In case of a zombie apocalypse, I'm surrounding my house with treadmills."

"I like my women like I like my Coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer"

"April Fools Day is ONLY for singles. The married have their anniversary ."

"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I didn't make an enzyme last night."

"What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !"

"Did you hear the joke about the Irish city? You'll be Dublin over in laughter when you do."

"What has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

"An alligator can grow up to 17 feet. But most only have four."