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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fear of big boobs... HerRackNaphobia"

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"Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife? The jury store"
"I had two ribs removed so I could pet small dogs easier."
"Did you hear about the red luxury cruise liner that collided with the blue luxury cruise liner? The passengers and crew were marooned."
"My condolences for you and your family through this difficult transition is why my wife won't let me send back wedding RSVP cards."
"When someone starts a Facebook post with ""there are no words..."" You better get prepared because you're about to read a lot of words."
"Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States."
"Yo daddy jokes? Recently heard a yo mama joke and wondered if there is such a thing as yo daddy jokes. If they do exist, I'd like to read some!"
"*kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?"
"Sorry I broke your arm when your reached for that last slice of pizza. -Flirting is hard."