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Joke of the Day
"*kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?"
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"What do you call black characters in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Niggas in Ferris."
"It's sad that the only thing great about my job is that my chair spins -__-"
"PARENTS: if you have an ugly child, please don't post 8 million pictures of them online. Thank you."
"Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille, but I'm never gonna give you UP."
"I just opened a Capri Sun in the dark, sup ladies"
"Just farted loudly outside my office before checking to see if anyone was nearby. Nobody was. It's called the #edge, & I am #livin on it"
"How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet."
"They say eating when you're bored is one of the worst things you can do but I think shooting kangaroos is at least equally bad."
"I just witnessed an employee choking on her noodles and now I feel sorry for her husband."