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Joke of the Day

"When someone starts a Facebook post with ""there are no words..."" You better get prepared because you're about to read a lot of words."

"I named my dick the truth, because the truth hurts, and you can't handle the truth!"

"Anything you say can and will be held against you boobies"

"man...im so hungry i could- *i catch eye contact with a horse* ""you could what?"" *shows his gun* i could.. eat a sandwich ""thought so."""

"George Clooney goes through life knowing no one has ever hit 'Ignore' in the history of 'George Clooney' appearing on Caller IDs"

"What did the Ottoman Sultan do when he got home from campaigning? He got his dick out for his Haram bae's."

"If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights"

"You shoulda never challenged me to a rap battle, Kim Jong Un! I'm about to end this man's whole Korea."

"A girl at my high school got kicked out of the Future Farmers of America (FFA)... She couldn't keep her calves together."

"I'm making a documentary show about the different jobs in the air travel industry. The first episode is about the flight attendants."