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Joke of the Day

"When someone starts a Facebook post with ""there are no words..."" You better get prepared because you're about to read a lot of words."

"Math proves girls are evil"

"I just saw Jurassic World... It was DINO-mite!!! A'thank you, I'll show myself out."

"What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery? Bread and Bakedfast!"

"Why did the native american hate snow? It's white and on his land."

"My jokes are like onions... They're layered. And because if you dissect them I'll cry."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Well, the wedding was terrible... but the reception was great!"

"How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it? You knock on the door."

"I hate it when auto-correct changes my ""omg"" to ""OMG"" like, chill out, I'm not that surprised."

"Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the ""Turnip for what"" She was the First Lady"