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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I broke your arm when your reached for that last slice of pizza. -Flirting is hard."

"Pantyhose How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose? 10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver A bunch of hares and.. 1 fish that no one can find."

"A new band called 1025 MB is playing soon They just barely got a gig"

"Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says ""Oh no she didn't!"", she in fact, did."

"Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower."

"I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime."

"I got a good piece of advice for picking up girls Just keep your back straight and lift with your legs."

"Getting the girl isn't as easy as they make it look in the movies. They don't trip as often, and when you do catch up they get the machete away from you. :\"

"Time 4 the 3rd debate, the political eqivalent of driving past a street corner several times to make sure u choose the least skanky ho! ;^)"

"I tried to catch fog yesterday Mist."