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Joke of the Day

"My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save."

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"What do you call a destroyed bomb shelter in Poland? A helter-skelter Hitler shelter."
"I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror."
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"My spirit animal died of neglect."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? (NSFW) You can't marmalade your dick into your girlfriends ass"
"Dad said I need to be the rock for a friend who is having a tough time. Currently practicing that eyebrow thing & wrestling moves."