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Joke of the Day
"Have you guys seen the movie about Flapjacks? Don't. It was critically panned."
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"It would be endearing to call Elon Musk... Musk Dear"
"Whats a trilby clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?"
"Guys, I think Trump's immigration policies just might work China built a wall and they have like, no Mexicans."
"What does Lenin say when he his angry? I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx."
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards... I got a full house and four people died."
"They told me to spread love wherever I go. Now everyone is complaining about being covered in Nutella. You can never win with some people."
"[At Adele Concert] Adele: Hello from the other siiiiiide Me (shouting): Tell us your surname"
"What do you get when you kiss a canary? Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease."
"why are flies the biggest troll? they only live for three days, and spend it fucking with you"