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Joke of the Day
"I can convert alcohol into an idiot"
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"How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway."
"A man buys shares from the stock market. But he never shared any of it."
"I'm gonna make you .org until you .com everywhere."
"Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie? To-mate-toes!"
"Whenever someone says they don't like the Beatles, I'm like ""Whatever, Gary."" (their name isn't necessarily Gary; that's just an example)"
"What do pennies and fat chicks have in common? Unless you're broke and desperate, they're not worth picking up."
"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Incapable of following basic instructions and cool"""
"You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it."