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"Studies show 9 out of 10 people prefer sex. Why do you think that is"
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"Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
"I'm 0C and what is this? Get it? Lol"
"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""Five drinks please!"""
"Two clowns capture a clown and drag him back to their village. As they're eating the clown one cannibal asks the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"My girlfriend and I like to roleplay She pretends to be a nurse while I pretend she exists."
"Funny, this warrant doesn't feel so outstanding."
"Bartender: YOU'RE the guy that drinks from the soap dispenser in the toilets? Me: [I try to say ""NO"" but it's just lavender scented bubbles]"
"""How about... we change the 6 to a 7?"" ""I love it!"" --board meeting at the company that makes novelty sunglasses for New Year's Eve"
"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades."