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Joke of the Day

"I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her."

"Playing the long game. some months back I planted lettuce in my garden. yesterday I was making dinner and asked my girlfriend to go pick some lettuce. she said ""why?"" I said ""just Cos"" ba dum tisssssh"

"I (maybe?) came up with this joke today. What do you call a lost caveman? A meanderthal."

"Why did Subway take Jared so seriously? It was obvious he was kidding."

"What does a guy with a big dick eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had scrambled eggs, hash browns, a side of bacon, a glass of milk..."

"Mickey Mouse and Minnie are in divorce court... The judge asks, ""So what's going on Mickey, is she just crazy or something?"" Mickey replies, ""No, your Honor. She's fucking Goofy."""

"Pete and repeat are in a boat Pete and repeat are brothers. Pete falls overboard, who's left?"

"Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste"

"What helps put a Jew to sleep? gas"

"What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios? Donut seeds."