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Joke of the Day

"Dad, why is my cousin called Porsche? Dad: Because her father likes Porsche cars. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: You're welcomed, young boy."

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"A bar walks into a bar Haha I have no idea where I was going with this please don't be mean I thought it was going to be funny."
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"Make the little things count....... teach mathematics to midgets"
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"A solid way to make your waiter's head explode is to order a grilled cheese with no bread."
"What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash? [removed] (two children)"
"I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less."
"Firemen deserve a raise. They took a pole and they all fell down a hole."
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