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Joke of the Day

"An undertaker and a snake If an undertaker and a snake got married, what would there towels say? Hissss and Hearse"

"I found a lone sock left in the laundry room and I thought to myself, ""poor sole""."

"A man walks into a bar.. Ouch."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $40 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !"

"Never have unprotected sex with a cannibal. Or next thing you know, you'll have a baby in the oven."

"[on a date] *wonders if she'll steal my fries while I use the restroom* *shakes Magic 8 ball* ""YES"" *takes plate of fries with me*"

"What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop? A Merangue-utang :-D"

"I started a merkabah business. It really took off."

"What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee."